ClubMurder.com

Opens Sunday March 16th through Sunday May 4th
Doors open 4:30pm, Box office 4:15pm

Welcome to the Altos’ Mansion where, following his last request,the “family” is gathering on the anniversary of Ernest Anthony “Tony” Alto’s death, for the reading of the will.
Join Carmela, Julio, Sangiovese and Nebbiolo Alto and Big Frankie Coppola for a hilarious evening of fun and mayhem as they find out who gets what (or who gets it).

This is a parody of the Sopranos.
PG-13 - Content may not be suitable for freakin’ Kids!

Reservations are required. Dress is casual.
Reserve your seats now.
Shows last approximately 2 hours.
Doors open 1/2 hour before showtime.
Box Office opens 45 minutes before showtime.

Ok, so I’m about as up-to-date as a paper version of Encyclopaedia Britannica. That’s what happens when you are SuperBusinessWoman, SuperMum, SuperCook and SuperNovelist… you don’t have time to be SuperViewer. Nevertheless, following the decision to take it easy (ok, easier), I’ve actually watched a movie.

“Blood Diamond” didn’t appeal to me when it was released, chiefly thanks to the violence

Life is too short to read mediocre books and I’ve been reading too many mediocre books lately. Nothing truly awful, just clumsy an unmemorable.

There was that debut about a woman re-inventing herself post her husband’s death in a car accident which may not have been an accident - an interesting premise filled with too many uninteresting scenes. No, I don’t remember the title or the author.

Then

The Amazon Breakout Novel contest fever has broken past Ridiculous on the RealityCheckOmeter and is now registering PlainSilly. The constant debates as to who the lucky finalists will be. The review swaps. The nagging of your nearests and dearests (who are rapidly becoming not so near, while you’re becoming even less dear) to comment and console and keep track.

I am anything but immune. So here